is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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