I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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