I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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