Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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