people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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