How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
This baby is an asshole
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I need to calm my uterus...
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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