i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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