I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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