You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize