Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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