This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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