After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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