Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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