This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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