I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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