I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I bet he comes in French.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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