Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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