need another drink. this is the easiest way
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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