Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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