Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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