I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We don't watch enough power rangers
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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