Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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