Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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