scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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