The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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