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(630): View more from Illinois

If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Quick, to the slutcave!

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.

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(520): View more from Arizona

You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex

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(214): View more from Texas

My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.

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