I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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