We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
