so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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