Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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