lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Randomize
