i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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