I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Found your dick twin last night
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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