He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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