for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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