Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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