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(313): View more from Michigan

You really coming over, don't trick.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..

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(480): View more from Arizona

Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.

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(513): View more from Ohio

It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up

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(770): View more from Georgia

started my period, we have to try again next week

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if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint

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(602): View more from Arizona

It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.

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(801): View more from Utah

Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...

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