Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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