I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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