You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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