Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I forget how to act sober
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