Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
accomplished twins. life is a go
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Randomize
