I wish I could punch you in the face.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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