Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
she peed on how many people?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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