Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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