My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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