Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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