Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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