I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Randomize