what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Can I color on your dick again?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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