He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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