i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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