are you so shy because you have an std?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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