He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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